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Mediss Haddre: unseenArtisan
Peridd Sarras: fustianLothario
Submin Azzaph: frivolousPhobic
Zethni Dysmia: vexedDiscordian

Two Ships in the Stars

velocitiestrumpet:

 grovey said: WHATS WITH THE FUNNY LOOK WERE BOTH THIRd-IN-COMMANdS HERE YOU PUPA

X—-It’5 ju5t an hono2 to finally meet you.

X—-I’d hea2d quite a lot of 5tuff about you.

I THOUGHT YOUd BE OLdER HMMMPH

ANYHOW YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARd OF HOW THE GREENBLOOd OF THE TRIO HAS MOST dEFINITELY PERISHEd

IT WAS FOLLOWEd BY ANOTHER BLACKOUT AND INFILTRATION HOWEVER ANd THE PSYCHIC ATTACKEd ONE OF THE dOWSER WORKERS BEFORE ESCAPING

WE ARE UNSURE IF THEY WILL RETURN, THE VICTIM SAId THAT THE ASSAILANT CLAIMEd THEY CANNOT FINISH THE JOB WITHOUT THE GREENBLOOd BUT WE WILL TREAT THAT CLAIM AS A dUBIOUS ONE

STAY VIGILANT ANd dO NOT FORGET THE AVIATRIXS COMMANd.

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

[ Here, have an Azzie straight from the animes. ]

odditiesoflife:

The Gloster Canary

The most interesting thing about the Gloster canary is that the bird has a permanent bowl cut. It looks like a little wig. This is one stylin’ bird.

velocitiestrumpet sent:

\/\thanks, this brat wont stop complaining./\/ ==>The yellow blood huffs.< I'M OoONLY A FEW SWEEPS YOoOUNGER THAN YOoOU!!!!

| 83 EEEP;

==> Well, that scared you. Looks like all your hair’s all sticking up now.

…zzzt; S>ORRY;

[ I just. Wanted to  draw a really pretty Peridd. ]

velocitiestrumpet sent:

\/\hey do you know where i can take the kid to get a soda?/\/ ==>Thumbs to the pouting yellow blood.

UHM; ZZT; HOW d;d you get here?;

==> Point awkwardly at the door to the clinic.

THE folks> there zzzt have a whole s>tas>h of them…;

[ The Shadow Darter trio + Timmy’s lusus.

Aeshna’s always been a little distanced from the boyfriends. u<u Thingdad however just sort of plops around. ]

Anonymous sent:

What do you all think of the Patrol ship Trolls on the ship right now?

EA: WELL. MY. GUARD. GIVES. GOOD. ADVICE.

UA: I+’s &lrigh+… I jus+ wish my bodygu&rd could le&rn +o le+ me h&ve & li++le sp&ce, ugh.

JD: It makes me feel mo-re at ease, at least.

Anonymous sent:

How are the fleet trolls feeling?

  • Mediss: Really annoyed by being followed around everywhere by his personal guard, mostly he’s just escaping the mess of everything by catching up on his sleep. Is not exactly all that worried.
  • Peridd: Very concerned for Mediss, since he’s his kismesis, a higher-rank of the Helmetbeast, and a possible target.
  • Daikah: Having severe headaches.
  • Gleran: Stressed out, but keeping it cool for the sake of his ship.
  • Doxeus: Pretty damn terrified and depressed.
  • Zethni: A little on the edge.
  • Submin: Brb, hiding together with matesprit forever.
  • Harose: Wtf is even going on